“A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy”

Tuesday, January 26

Maybe I Should Go Into Marketing

...because, honestly, I think even I could come up with something better than this.

Adidas Launches Shoes That Double As Game Controllers
Scrape virtual dog poop off your shoe! Scrape faster! Another Adidas Original owner is sitting in front of his computer somewhere and he's already got six pounds of poop scraped off!

Shake those spiders out of your shoe! You can see by the picture of the Sydney Opera House that you're clearly in Australia, so those spiders can't be good for you! Shake! Oh good lord look at all the spiders!

Not so much a game as a "fun" way to Skype. Hold your shoe up to your face and speak into the hole. You're talking into a phone! No wait it's a shoe! Now talking to your friends can smell like your feet! Crazy!
The first thing I thought of was how bad my Chuck Taylors smell.  Now imagine using that as a game controller...