“A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy”

Tuesday, January 26

It's a Miracle-Worker, Folks! Just Step Right Up

It cures baldness, cancer, hemoroids, dandruff!  Moses used one to part the Red Sea!  It will bring world peace and stop global warming!  Kids love to play with them, and every mother will want one in her kitchen!  Great for the home and office!  Never be without one!  Buy two or three, just keep them handy when you need them!  It cleans those nasty stains out of your carpet, and it can hold up to 20 times its own weight in liquid! 

What am I talking about? 

The Apple tablet, of course.  Don't be a Philistine.

Step right up and get your ticket!