“A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy”

Monday, March 22

Zounds! What Mounds!

Cap’n Jack bans false breasts
In a request to casting directors circulated around Los Angeles last week, the film-makers say they are seeking “beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft 7in-5ft 8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”
Eh, no big deal for me. They want this to give "action sequences" (nudge, nudge - wink, wink) more "believability". Righto.