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This is a really dumb joke, but I love it. It's one of those jokes that it's better to tell than to listen to. And if done correctly, will take almost 20 minutes to tell (you can really stretch it out).

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you, the Yellow Elephant joke!

Q: How do you catch a yellow elephant?

A: First, you go into the kitchen.
In the kitchen, you bake an orange cake with orange icing.
On the orange cake with orange icing, you put five raisins on the top.
Next you go into the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...
Set the cake down and hide behind a tree.
Pretty soon, the yellow elephant will come along, eat the five raisins off the top and leave.
You take the orange cake with orange icing and no raisins on top, hide it behind a tree and head back to the kitchen.
Go back through the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...

In the kitchen, you bake an orange cake with orange icing.
On the orange cake with orange icing, you put four raisins on the top.
Next you go into the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...
Set the cake down and hide behind a tree.
Pretty soon, the yellow elephant will come along, eat the four raisins off the top and leave.
You take the orange cake with orange icing and no raisins on top, hide it behind a tree and head back to the kitchen.
Go back through the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...

In the kitchen, you bake an orange cake with orange icing.
On the orange cake with orange icing, you put three raisins on the top.
Next you go into the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...
Set the cake down and hide behind a tree.
Pretty soon, the yellow elephant will come along, eat the three raisins off the top and leave.
You take the orange cake with orange icing and no raisins on top, hide it behind a tree and head back to the kitchen.
Go back through the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...

In the kitchen, you bake an orange cake with orange icing.
On the orange cake with orange icing, you put two raisins on the top.
Next you go into the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...
Set the cake down and hide behind a tree.
Pretty soon, the yellow elephant will come along, eat the two raisins off the top and leave.
You take the orange cake with orange icing and no raisins on top, hide it behind a tree and head back to the kitchen.
Go back through the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...

In the kitchen, you bake an orange cake with orange icing.
On the orange cake with orange icing, you put one raisin on the top.
Next you go into the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...
Set the cake down and hide behind a tree.
Pretty soon, the yellow elephant will come along, eat the one raisin off the top and leave.
You take the orange cake with orange icing and no raisins on top, hide it behind a tree and head back to the kitchen.
Go back through the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...

In the kitchen, you bake an orange cake with orange icing.
On the orange cake with orange icing, you put NO raisins on the top.
Next you go into the woods, past the line of blue elephants, because everyone knows blue elephants are easy to catch...
Set the cake down and hide behind a tree.
Pretty soon, the yellow elephant will come along, see that there are are NO raisins on the cake.
He'll get so mad he'll grab the nearest tree and rip it up by the roots!
Then he'll see the other five orange cakes with orange icing and no raisins on top, and he'll get so mad he'll turn blue!





...And everyone knows, blue elephants are easy to catch. ;D