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Wednesday, March 31

Carbon Neutral? Not so much

This lady claims her blog is carbon neutral.

I, on the other hand, claim no such thing. As a matter of fact, I specifically requested that the servers which power my blog are powered by a convoy of 12 Earthf**kers on a gigantic treadmill, while the server itself sits inside a refrigerator using the old freon as coolant, and a team of monkeys sits on the sidelines smoking Lucky Strike non-filters and providing moral support.

1 comments:

teke175 said...

Her Host may plant tress to make her feel all warm and cozy in her bed at night that she pays extra to be carbon neutral but I bet her blog itself is full of cow pies