“A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy”

Monday, December 7

Last One Tonight - I Swear

Just had to share this joke:

A guy who walks into a bar, buys four shots and announces "I'm celebrating my first blowjob".

Everyone congratulates him and offers to buy him a drink.

"No" the man replies. "If four won't kill the taste, then to hell with it".