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Tuesday, December 8

Cats Evil? No Way

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations

There seem to be two kinds of people in the world: those who don't understand cats, and those who think cats are kind of douchebags.
Unfortunately for cat lovers, science has kind of come down on the side of that second group. Research has revealed that a lot of the quirky and even cute things your kitty does are actually signs that your cat is kind of a dick.
As always, Cracked is my hero.

My favorite part, and one the Mrs. should be well aware of:
#1.Bringing Home Dead Animals to Show You Suck at Hunting.

Now you know what Tom's been telling you all these years, hon.