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Friday, November 20

Yep, I'll be Sitting Next to Dennis Leary on the Bus

I'm going straight to Hell for laughing so hard, but honestly, I can't help myself.

I just discovered the website, People of Wal-Mart. Yeah, the milk shot right out of my nose.

"I can’t even imagine where someone would be coming from wearing golf shoes, short jorts, a fanny pack, and a Bob Segar shirt besides the greatest party of all time.


Armed Texan said...

What makes my eyes bleed are the cut-offs.

Most times you can't hear 'em talk,
Other times you can
All the same old cliches,
"Is that a woman or a man?"
And you always seem outnumbered,
You don't dare make a stand

Dude, Segar was singing about his long hair which he cut short in the '80s.