The Ultimate SUV?

So, you're in the market for a new SUV, and you're fairly picky about the options.
It needs to have:

• Body armor (actually, the MOST body armor)
• Gold-plated windows
• Diamond encrusted grill and gauges
  
• 450 HP v-8
• Pure Tungsten exhausts
• Comes with really expensive alcohol
• and has all whale-penis leather interior

You might think such a vehicle would be difficult to find. Not so, my friends!

Let me introduce you to the Monaco.Red.Diamond.

The car company has thrown three bottles of Russo-Baltique, the vodka brand it created this year to mark its100th anniversary, Motor Authority reported.

Last year, a bottle retailed for £790,000. It is not a meant to be drunk, the company's website explains - instead it should be displayed as art.
That's because the bling of the bottle frankly puts the SUV to shame.
According to the Dartz company's website, the flask, a replica of the radiator guard used for the Russo-Baltique cars, is made from gold coins minted between 1908 and 1912. This is around the time the company manufactured its first car.

The flask cap is made from white and yellow gold and contains a diamond-encrusted replica of the Russian Imperial Eagle.

And finally, the bottle itself is made of bulletproof glass 30cm thick - just in case.

The car - and vodka - were produced especially for the mega-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year.

The car is made by the company that produced armoured vehicles for Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, and Tsar Nicolas.

Oh, and it's rocket-grenade proof (they say). Sweet!