“A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy”


Thursday, January 8

Caught Me With My Mouth Open and Everything

Why men make better friends:

A woman stays out all night and the next day tells her husband she stayed over a friend’s house. Her husband calls around to ten of her friends and they know nothing about it.

A man stays out all night and the next day tells his wife he stayed over a friend’s house. She calls ten of his friends, eight confirm that he slept over, two claim that he’s still there.

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